📅 Friday, 12 June 2026 · No. 82

Snugglefest: Carl Is Proud of That Hole

💤 Behavior Diaries · ✎ 4 min · by Azmi in Meknes

Azmi's note My personal log from Meknes, not vet advice. Just what I did and saw tonight.

Carl and Oreo having a full snugglefest tonight, and I think there is a third one in there somewhere. Carl looks extremely proud of the hole. He did not even dig it. Tonight’s post is the event coverage: headcount investigation, the architecture credit dispute, and the pile rating. Personal comedy log, not behavior analysis. Pretty boy with an empty head and a full heart. Snugglefest rating: maximum.

Headcount: two confirmed, third suspected

Count the bunnies: two confirmed (Carl, left, ears up; Oreo, right, loafed), third suspected (unidentified lump center-rear, breathing observed, identity pending). Investigation methods: ear census (three sets visible in the wide shot, two plus mystery), breathing count (three rhythms, confirmed), treat test (parsley presented; two takers, third revealed as Oreo’s foot, case closed, third debunked, hilarity logged). Second rabbit invisible until described: expert-level snuggling, the foot concealed itself with professional skill. Nothing going on under those ears, all love: Carl’s head holds hay schedules and nap coordinates only.

Pile notes and the hole dispute

Count the bunnies: two confirmed, third suspected, resolved: two, one foot
Nothing going on under those ears, all love, certified empty-headed, full-hearted
Photo before anyone relocates, doorway shot, silent shutter, 3 frames secured

Carl takes credit for the architecture anyway, the hole (a pre-existing dip in the blanket fort, dug by Oreo last Tuesday per the logs) now bears his name in the diary. Dispute adjudicated: Oreo dug it, Carl poses in it, both nap in it, joint custody, shared credit, photographed evidence. Pretty boy, empty head, full heart, the diary’s official assessment, reviewed nightly. Compare with the evening flop records (same pile, dimmer light) and the night-sound piles (same trio-adjacent snuggle, audible). Snugglefest rating: maximum, renewed nightly.

Snugglefest history and ratings

Snugglefest archives: weekly events logged two months running, attendance perfect, ratings maximum every time (the scale may need recalibrating upward). Historic editions: the thunderstorm pile (all residents plus me on the floor, festival edition), the post-vet comfort pile (solidarity special), tonight’s suspected-trio edition (mystery foot included). Ratings board: coziness 10/10 (uncontested), photography difficulty 8/10 (dark pile, moving ears), rewatch value infinite. Carl’s lifetime snuggle stats: piles attended 40+, holes claimed 6 (dug 0, the enduring joke), hearts melted countless. Oreo’s: piles anchored 40+ (foundation work, unglamorous, essential), feet concealed expertly (tonight’s masterclass). Pretty boys, empty heads, full hearts, the diary’s standing assessment, renewed with every pile. Maximum rating, eternal season.

Pile-adjacent phenomena

Pre-pile signals catalogued: synchronized yawning (5 minutes warning), mutual grooming uptick (polish before pile, etiquette), sequential flopping toward center (gravity of coziness). Post-pile dispersal: staggered waking (Carl last, always, beauty rest), stretch parade (documented), hay pilgrimage (collective, adorable). The pile breathes as one unit (observed twice, mound rising synchronously, filed as pile wonders). Second rabbit invisible until described remains the month’s best line, expert-level snuggling recognized officially. Snugglefest: weekly institution, maximum rating, zero absences. Carl proud, Oreo foundational, feet mysterious. Pile on, forever.

Snugglefest forecast: weekly through summer (heat piles are flatter, still rated maximum), autumn deep-pile season anticipated (prime snuggling weather), winter festival edition planned (blanket fort plus pile, combined event). Headcount protocol refined: ear census first, breathing count second, treat test only if genuinely uncertain (foot incidents down since). Carl’s hole claim renewed monthly (uncontested, Oreo digs new ones instead, real estate abundant). Oreo’s foundation work recognized officially (diary commendation, parsley bonus). Pretty boys, full hearts, empty heads, the trio’s motto, the diary’s joy, the evening’s promise. Snugglefest forever, rating maximum, always.

Festival planning committee (me, notebook, parsley budget): thunderstorm protocol (floor pile, all welcome), vet-day solidarity format (comfort pile, quiet), anniversary spectacular (annual, all residents, extra hay). Committee decisions unanimous; implementation immediate. Snugglefest institutionalized: weekly minimum, ratings maximum, absences zero. Carl presiding (proud, empty-headed), Oreo founding (steady, essential), feet mystifying (eternal). Pile institution complete; diary institution thriving. Maximum, always.

Pile census annual: 100+ snuggle events logged, ratings maximum throughout, absences zero across all residents. Headcount mysteries solved: 3 (all feet). Holes claimed: 6 (dug: 1). Hearts melted: uncountable. Institution status: beloved, permanent, weekly minimum. Carl proud; Oreo steady; diary full. Snugglefest eternal, maximum forever.

Institutional memory: the foot incident enters lore (told at every pile anniversary), the hole dispute settled into joint custody (precedent cited), the thunderstorm festival remembered fondly. New members briefed on pile etiquette before first nap (orientation complete). Snugglefest: past, present, future, maximum, always.

Pile on: tonight 19:30 sharp, all residents expected, feet welcome. Maximum rating pre-approved. Snugglefest convenes; diary attends; hearts melt on schedule. Institution beloved; attendance perfect.

Snugglefest tonight; maximum expected. Pile convenes; hearts prepare.

Maximum rating renewed nightly; pile institution thriving adorably.

Pile forever; rating maximum; hearts melted nightly.

Snugglefest rating: maximum, renewed nightly, forever.

Maximum, always, forever. Pile convenes nightly.

Pile on, forever maximum.

Footnote on the foot: months later it revealed itself again mid-pile (same foot, same concealment, greeted like an old friend). The mystery that launched a headcount became a running greeting, spot the foot first, win the evening. Snugglefest lore compounds; the diary keeps every installment.

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Written by Azmi

I track my rabbits' diet, weight and naps to see what works. Photos are mine, mess included. Say hi on the contact page.

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